How the velonasuar came to be

Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?

Scientist 2:No

Scientist 1:Well lets make one!

2: mm ok

1: get a dilo

2: got it

1:make it 10x bigger

2:done

1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!

2:ok?

1:creat it with infinite stamina

2:created

1:trian it to run freaky fast!

2: has been trained

The third one walks in-

3:what is that!?

1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!

3:lets call it a velonasuar

2: Great idea

When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED

Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...

Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?

Real men punch them out.

SMART men circle them and konk ‘em out with tranqs.

These should be used to guard Area 51.

A walking machine gun, have fun

Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.

Velonsaur: Hold my beer...

The sound effect should be pewpewpew

Raptor + turret = Velonasaur . Honestly seems a TLC if the raptor.