How the velonasuar came to be

Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?

Scientist 2:No

Scientist 1:Well lets make one!

2: mm ok

1: get a dilo

2: got it

1:make it 10x bigger

2:done

1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!

2:ok?

1:creat it with infinite stamina

2:created

1:trian it to run freaky fast!

2: has been trained

The third one walks in-

3:what is that!?

1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!

3:lets call it a velonasuar

2: Great idea

When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED

Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...

Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?

These should be used to guard Area 51.

A walking machine gun, have fun

It's basically Nature's mini gun🤪😏🤣

Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.

Velonsaur: Hold my beer...

The sound effect should be pewpewpew

Wildcard: dev let’s make a new Dino

Dev: ok

Wildcard: but no hybrids this time

Dev: GREAT IDEA

Wildcard: sighs*

Dev: let’s make it a raptor

Wildcard: ok…

Dev: that is mixed with a dilophosaur

Wildcard: ok…..

Dev: and it shoots darts out of the neck

Wildcard: what have you done dev

Ark player: a new Di- dies from lvl 50 velonasaur*