Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was wandering around and saw a raptor.. it was lvl 70 so I pulled out my Bola and Trang arrows.. it was in the swamp and I was in the forest.. I luried it away and a diloph was in front of me so I turned and ran another way straight into a theri.. I jumped off a cliff I to da water and swam under da see to meat the horror version of dory... a pack of them.. they chomped my toes and sucked all the boogers out of my nose.. mean while a diloph was swimming towards me.. I got to land and I was Injured... I vouldnt run and the diloph got to shore.. he killed Me by spitting his liquids... at me and then pooped on my face.. I got back to my corpse and it looked like my head was replaced with doodoo
Once pain a time I tamed a level three dilo. For some reason it just would not follow me, so out of anger I left it in the forest in which dwelled raptors, therizinos, and even a few carnos. Later that day I joined a tribe, and forgot all about my little dilo, who I was sure had been killed by some horrid beast (I had set him to aggressive after all). Three months later I was checking the tames list and there was my dilo, alive and well on the list. I was overjoyed he had survived. I went to find him. As I came near the spot I had left home I received an alert. It said “Dilophosaur lvl 3 was killed by Dilophosaur lvl 1”. After that, let’s just say that anyone with dilophosauaphobia would feel safe and happy in that forest.