Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was one time at a birthday party for my dodo who just turned 23….when all of a sudden I Dilo! Came out of nowhere and ate my entire family of dodo’s 😭 then I murdered it and made a graveyard for my dodo family. I always am wary about seeing a dilo. Cuz it reminded me of my dodo’s. 😭😭😭 I hope they are safe where they are right now 🥲. And also when I said that one of my dodo’s turned 23 I mean leveled up to level 23 but I count the level of any tamed Dino I own as the age. MAKES SENCE TO ME!!! 🤣
I feel like one of the new mothers from nature documentaries, when they say the first time mother’s children mot likely will die. I hatched four dillo eggs. One died in the egg, but I still got four because one egg had twins. Three of the babies died and I defended the last one with my life. He survived to adult hood, and I named him survivor, because by all the odds he made it to adult hood. 1like means one baby Dino saved
I have one named Slickback (as in A Dilo Named Slickback), he has a harem. The server I'm on had a strong run of perfect weather and every 5 minutes, I acquired new babies that were raised in The Spartan Way.
After 30 minutes, I had 31 Dilos following me around slaughtering all in their path. They are the Dilo Death Locusts.