Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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Feb 23, 2017
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Jan 5, 2017
Rex thought that he was a bad-ass
But the he was humbles when he got thrown on his fat-ass
Two trios of dilos all 140 plus
All got together and said
"Don't fuck with us"
Jun 15, 2017
This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.
Nov 13, 2017
I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...
Sep 1, 2017
It's almost impossible to not call it a Dildosaur, because it's a fucking dick when it blinds you and fucks you
Aug 7, 2017
I tamed one, its name is Sir. Spitsalot ... and it's a girl.
Jun 11, 2017
Get like 3p of them and you can destroy every thatch base on the shore unless you encounter a guy with a raptor or crossbow and who can jump , then your dilo's are screwdriver
Oct 5, 2017
Raaaaaaaaawr... SPIT... RAAAAAAAAAWR
Aug 1, 2017
What I did late game was I got around 80 dilpos and buffed their health. I destroyed t-rexs
Aug 18, 2017
Tame them and use them ...until they die
Mar 9, 2018
They don't know who you are but they will look for you, they will find you, and they will spit on you.
Jan 14, 2018
Nov 17, 2017
Carno"this thatch guy only has 3 dilos I can kill them"a second later your getting meat from the lvl 250 carno
Jan 15, 2018
If we have learned anything from Jurassic Park it is to not ride your tek atv with dino eggs. Unless of course, you like getting spat in the face with acid and eaten alive.
Jul 12, 2017
Me and my cousin were playing when we went to the swamp area and we're attacked by like a million Dilos lol
Mar 2, 2018
Never get in a Jeep with one of these. Fat boys learn that the hard way
Dec 14, 2017
To deal with raiders u hav to have a big house so u can fit a lot of dilos so the can be blinded FOREVER
Dec 10, 2017
Dilos,dilos,dilos...The wierdest thing ive ever encountered...It has a resembalence with my face.....#facereveal.
Apr 9, 2018
I grind for three fucking hours just to get killed by this sun of a bitch
Mar 2, 2018
*Start new server and cant find food and starving
Me: if you see any dino kill it for food
Friend: Arrrrhhhhh!!! Run
We both run
Me: what was it?
Friend: the one that spits at you from Jurasic park
Me: there easy just avoid the spit
Friend and me them both starve do death