Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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Feb 23, 2017
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Jan 5, 2017
Rex thought that he was a bad-ass
But the he was humbles when he got thrown on his fat-ass
Two trios of dilos all 140 plus
All got together and said
"Don't fuck with us"
Jun 15, 2017
This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.
Nov 13, 2017
I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...
Aug 7, 2017
I tamed one, its name is Sir. Spitsalot ... and it's a girl.
Sep 1, 2017
It's almost impossible to not call it a Dildosaur, because it's a fucking dick when it blinds you and fucks you
Jun 11, 2017
Get like 3p of them and you can destroy every thatch base on the shore unless you encounter a guy with a raptor or crossbow and who can jump , then your dilo's are screwdriver
Aug 1, 2017
What I did late game was I got around 80 dilpos and buffed their health. I destroyed t-rexs
Aug 18, 2017
Tame them and use them ...until they die
Oct 5, 2017
Raaaaaaaaawr... SPIT... RAAAAAAAAAWR
Nov 17, 2017
Carno"this thatch guy only has 3 dilos I can kill them"a second later your getting meat from the lvl 250 carno
Jul 12, 2017
Me and my cousin were playing when we went to the swamp area and we're attacked by like a million Dilos lol
Jan 14, 2018
Jan 15, 2018
Actually if you have a tek atv you could probably one shot a dilo, so never mind.
Nov 16, 2017
When they sing the jurrasic park theme song they sound like this daaaaaalalaalalalalallalalalalallalalaalaaaaaallal
13 days ago
Last week, my dad was playing ark and saw 5 silos and 1 dimorphodon take down a lv 57 carbon in 2 seconds
Jan 15, 2018
If we have learned anything from Jurassic Park it is to not ride your tek atv with dino eggs. Unless of course, you like getting spat in the face with acid and eaten alive.
Dec 29, 2017
I was just trying to tame a dino, I died and so did my 3 dilophasaurs. Rip: Dilophasaurs
Dec 14, 2017
To deal with raiders u hav to have a big house so u can fit a lot of dilos so the can be blinded FOREVER
Dec 10, 2017
Dilos,dilos,dilos...The wierdest thing ive ever encountered...It has a resembalence with my face.....#facereveal.