Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
The Bill Cosby of dinosaurs. WC need to add a shower into the game, that way when you've been attacked by a group of these you can stand in front of the mirror, cut your hair, call yourself a dirty girl and then spend all day in the shower telling yourself it will never happen again.
God creating troodons. God:take a raptor. Angel:okay. God:make it smaller and fluffier. Angel:so far so good. God:give it glowey eyes at night. Angel:oka- wait what. God:make it live in packs and knock everyone out. Angel:I think your going too far-. God:SILENCE. Angel:... God:now make it to only be tamed by God sacrafises. Angel: why am I still here...
Troodons in the day
Troodon1: “Hey, wanna annoy that guy over there?”
Troodon2: “Sure why not”
Me: “Oh no it’s these stupid things” *pulls out crossbow*
Troodons in the night
Troodon 1: “Hey, Wanna annoy that guy over there?”
Troodon 2: “Sure, just give me a minute to call all of my friends
Troodon 3: “Hey, I brought five hour energy who wants?”
*all troodons drink it
Me: “Oh my god” *notices they are coming closer*
Me: HOLY SH**