Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Troodons in the day
Troodon1: “Hey, wanna annoy that guy over there?”
Troodon2: “Sure why not”
Me: “Oh no it’s these stupid things” *pulls out crossbow*
Troodons in the night
Troodon 1: “Hey, Wanna annoy that guy over there?”
Troodon 2: “Sure, just give me a minute to call all of my friends
Troodon 3: “Hey, I brought five hour energy who wants?”
*all troodons drink it
Me: “Oh my god” *notices they are coming closer*
Me: HOLY SH**
More Troodon Funny Tips
Troodon song:
I tend to become vicious,
Looking for something nutritious,
Between the hours ten and five at night,
So in the dark be ready for a fright,
I can be scared with something bright,
My venom is quite deadly,
And I use it very readily,
So if at night you see a glow,
It is proof you'd better go,
I like to hide in shadows
In forests, swamps or meadows,
Beware if we are together,
We rip quickly through cloth or leather,
Flak or fur,
We find it quite a lure,
And in the dark we sing this song,
To warn your friends away from our throng,
As we feast on your blood and flesh,
Then raise yet another demon kresh,
To kill humans in legions,
Especially in southern regions,
And then we dance 'til dawn,
And make you wish you'd never been born
A hiss is a sign of our presence,
A sound that many a survivor now resents,
So in the dark we creep along,
And sing this troodon song,
And as it is quite long,
It goes on until morning,
Then in the shade we begin mourning,
The brilliant night we had