Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Tickle Chicken, Tickle Chicken, go Away
-a poem by Melon.sodaa_
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, go away. Dont come back another day.
You’ve killed my carnos, raptors, and rexes too, what other forms of damage could you possibly do??
I dont what your girl scout cookies you dumb ghetto b****. Sometimes i just wish you would die in a ditch.
Im personally offended by your existence. Get out of here please, just keep your distance.
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, Get out of my home. You are not welcome here, leave me alone.
Verse 1: on a dark and stormy night we thought everything was alright. We should've knew we were blind. No where to go no arrows to throw. We thought we were all alone.
Chorus: huge giant claws hit my small heart. Alone in the dark but you hit the mark. Blind to death itself. The tickle chicken came and was not afraid to show us out
Verse 2: look to my left look to my right scars on both sides. Hit you with what we had but we stood no match. We called our dodos too but they stood nothing to you
Chorus: huge giant claws hit my small heart. Alone in the dark but you hit the mark. Blind to death itself. The tickle chicken came and was not afraid to show us out.
Verse 3: So I took my spear and threw it high into the sky. Barely got you in the eye. You fell to your demese goodbye.
Chorus: huge giant claws hit my small heart. Alone in the dark but you hit the mark. Blind to death itself. The tickle chicken came and was not afraid to show us out. (Repeat chorus one last time)
Me:I SPENT FIVE HOURS BUILDING THIS BASE
therizino: well enjoy its destruction
Game: level 1 therizino killed your 278 giga
me: CMON GIGA YOU CAN DO BETTER
game:you died to therizino
Me: bro you had to do that?
Therizino: what else can I do?
Me: EAT YOUR BERRIES YOUR NOT A CARNIVORE
therizino: nah I’ll pass, I love tickling my opponents to death
Game:you died to-
Me: DID I ASK?
Dear Dododex:
I recently noticed that you have gotten rid of the following from the Therizino log: (Tickle Chicken)
I must ask you why, for this added information is VERY important to understanding this mystical creature. I do hope you read this and after reading this add back in the beloved and useful extra bit of information.
Very beginning of my world I had six Delos and two parasaurs, well I was waiting for my food to cook and I seen “you have entered a dangerous area” appear on my screen. I figured it was a rapper or something so I grabbed my Dino’s and I went to go kill whatever was out there. Bad idea.
This thing killed six dilos, all over level ten, my parasuars, and me, wreaking my base in the process. It destroyed my bed and when I came back after respawning it killed me again! All my stuff respawned and now I kill any of them I see.
Warning! These guys cause a serious glitch. If one gets in your base when you aren't there, every dino you own will disappear. I'm not sure if they fall through the map or what happens.
EDIT: Further testing shows that you can be there, you just can't be looking. Be real careful of these guys. I've lost so many gigas.