Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Verse 1: on a dark and stormy night we thought everything was alright. We should've knew we were blind. No where to go no arrows to throw. We thought we were all alone.
Chorus: huge giant claws hit my small heart. Alone in the dark but you hit the mark. Blind to death itself. The tickle chicken came and was not afraid to show us out
Verse 2: look to my left look to my right scars on both sides. Hit you with what we had but we stood no match. We called our dodos too but they stood nothing to you
Chorus: huge giant claws hit my small heart. Alone in the dark but you hit the mark. Blind to death itself. The tickle chicken came and was not afraid to show us out.
Verse 3: So I took my spear and threw it high into the sky. Barely got you in the eye. You fell to your demese goodbye.
Chorus: huge giant claws hit my small heart. Alone in the dark but you hit the mark. Blind to death itself. The tickle chicken came and was not afraid to show us out. (Repeat chorus one last time)
More Therizinosaurus Funny Tips
If you find this thing RUN it took me out in two hits and completely demolished my home and murdered my raptor and my little otter cuddles please like to pay respects to my little cuddles kept me warm on the cold nights
Wanna know how to kill or get away from a Therizinosaurus? THER-IZNO WAY ππ
I haven't been killed by a therizinosaur but I murdered it's Whole family π€£π€£π€£POV OF A THERIZINOSAUR:π₯Ίππ
Wait wait wait... THIS THING EATS BERRIES?!?!??!!
Therizinosaurus Aka the Tickle Chicken.
Size: About medium sized
Speed: Faster than you are
Diet: The souls of the innocent
Habitat: Anywhere and everywhere especially right behind you
Attacks: Everything
Hobbies: Hunting you down, destroying your base, being the most terrifying monopoly opponent of all time, and killing all of your tames
More: Run! Swim! Fly! Donβt even read this!!! Will destroy everything and anything!!!! Will wait for you at your base!!!! Just donβt!!!!!
DEATH TO THIS SATANIC BIRD BURN IT THEN TEAR IT APART!!!!!!
The almighty tickle chicken!
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
Level up = jazz hands