Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Tickle Chicken, Tickle Chicken, go Away
-a poem by Melon.sodaa_
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, go away. Dont come back another day.
You’ve killed my carnos, raptors, and rexes too, what other forms of damage could you possibly do??
I dont what your girl scout cookies you dumb ghetto b****. Sometimes i just wish you would die in a ditch.
Im personally offended by your existence. Get out of here please, just keep your distance.
Tickle chicken, tickle chicken, Get out of my home. You are not welcome here, leave me alone.
Dear Dododex:
I recently noticed that you have gotten rid of the following from the Therizino log: (Tickle Chicken)
I must ask you why, for this added information is VERY important to understanding this mystical creature. I do hope you read this and after reading this add back in the beloved and useful extra bit of information.
Warning! These guys cause a serious glitch. If one gets in your base when you aren't there, every dino you own will disappear. I'm not sure if they fall through the map or what happens.
EDIT: Further testing shows that you can be there, you just can't be looking. Be real careful of these guys. I've lost so many gigas.
Me:I SPENT FIVE HOURS BUILDING THIS BASE
therizino: well enjoy its destruction
Game: level 1 therizino killed your 278 giga
me: CMON GIGA YOU CAN DO BETTER
game:you died to therizino
Me: bro you had to do that?
Therizino: what else can I do?
Me: EAT YOUR BERRIES YOUR NOT A CARNIVORE
therizino: nah I’ll pass, I love tickling my opponents to death
Game:you died to-
Me: DID I ASK?
Me: AHHH THERES A THERI STUCK IN MY BASE!!!
Game: therinzosaurus lvl 1 killed your gigantosaurus lvl 250
Me: NOT MY GIGA!!
Me: hops onto my wyvern*
Game: you and your wyvern lvl 500 were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me: respawns at base*
Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me: respawns at base again*
Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me: seriously?
Me: respawns at base AGAIN*
Game: you were killed by lvl 1 therinzosaurus
Me (rage): ARE YOU JOKING ME!?!?
Therinzosaurus: nope, I’m not joking.
Therinzosaurus: tee-hee!
Me: seriously?
Very beginning of my world I had six Delos and two parasaurs, well I was waiting for my food to cook and I seen “you have entered a dangerous area” appear on my screen. I figured it was a rapper or something so I grabbed my Dino’s and I went to go kill whatever was out there. Bad idea.
This thing killed six dilos, all over level ten, my parasuars, and me, wreaking my base in the process. It destroyed my bed and when I came back after respawning it killed me again! All my stuff respawned and now I kill any of them I see.