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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
CARNIVORE MEETING!
Rex:Hey guy-
Raptor,Carno,Mosa,ect:AYYY ITS THE BLIND MAN
Rex:Guys, I have good eyesight. Stop joking about that stupid movie.
Carno:Heh. Never gets old. But you do, like, you're way too popular.
Raptor: ...
Rex: Hey, atleast I dont have arms that are 2 inches wide!
Carno:ITS CALLED EVOLUTION!
[Carno and Rex are having an argument]
Raptor: So uh...who's probably the most unfavored carnivore?
Tapjera:Ms.
Everyone but Rex and carno: Who are you again?
Ptero:This guys a sick copy of me. Just...look at him! Wings and all!
Tap:Atleast I'm faster!
[Rex and carno are still having an argument]
Giga:Sup nerds.
[They stop fighting]
Ferofox:WHO YA CALLIN A NERD, HUH PUNK? HUH??
Giga:Shuttup you bootleg Jerboa.
Jerboa:Did someone say my name?
[Akward staring]
Jerboa:Ill....just go now..hehe..
Quetz: Hey guys!
Flyers:EW ITS A GOOFY WIDE PTERO
Quetz:Why does everyone hate me? I CAN CARRY THE MOST, YKNOW!!
Raptor:Nobody cares about weight these days. It just matters on health, damage, and speed.
Pego:You guys forgot about Mehee!
Everyone:WE WISH WE DIDDDDDDDDD
Dilo:A
Everyone(again):A
Giga:ENOUGH. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MEETING!
A MEETING FOR POPULAR CARNIVORES.
Otter:Gday mates, I just cought maiself ah blahddy Saman, eh?
Rex:Why are you french?
Everyone: BAHAH
Shadowmane, Rockdrake, Yuty, Dire wolf and bear, Karkinos, Reapers, ect:ARE WE A JOKE TO THIS???
Everyone else: Yes.
God this took a long time to type, thanks for reading it all. From, the legendary, Beanzies.