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CARNIVORE MEETING!

Rex:Hey guy-

Raptor,Carno,Mosa,ect:AYYY ITS THE BLIND MAN

Rex:Guys, I have good eyesight. Stop joking about that stupid movie.

Carno:Heh. Never gets old. But you do, like, you're way too popular.

Raptor: ...

Rex: Hey, atleast I dont have arms that are 2 inches wide!

Carno:ITS CALLED EVOLUTION!

[Carno and Rex are having an argument]

Raptor: So uh...who's probably the most unfavored carnivore?

Tapjera:Ms.

Everyone but Rex and carno: Who are you again?

Ptero:This guys a sick copy of me. Just...look at him! Wings and all!

Tap:Atleast I'm faster!

[Rex and carno are still having an argument]

Giga:Sup nerds.

[They stop fighting]

Ferofox:WHO YA CALLIN A NERD, HUH PUNK? HUH??

Giga:Shuttup you bootleg Jerboa.

Jerboa:Did someone say my name?

[Akward staring]

Jerboa:Ill....just go now..hehe..

Quetz: Hey guys!

Flyers:EW ITS A GOOFY WIDE PTERO

Quetz:Why does everyone hate me? I CAN CARRY THE MOST, YKNOW!!

Raptor:Nobody cares about weight these days. It just matters on health, damage, and speed.

Pego:You guys forgot about Mehee!

Everyone:WE WISH WE DIDDDDDDDDD

Dilo:A

Everyone(again):A

Giga:ENOUGH. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MEETING!

A MEETING FOR POPULAR CARNIVORES.

Otter:Gday mates, I just cought maiself ah blahddy Saman, eh?

Rex:Why are you french?

Everyone: BAHAH

Shadowmane, Rockdrake, Yuty, Dire wolf and bear, Karkinos, Reapers, ect:ARE WE A JOKE TO THIS???

Everyone else: Yes.

God this took a long time to type, thanks for reading it all. From, the legendary, Beanzies.

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