Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
CARNIVORE MEETING!
Rex:Hey guy-
Raptor,Carno,Mosa,ect:AYYY ITS THE BLIND MAN
Rex:Guys, I have good eyesight. Stop joking about that stupid movie.
Carno:Heh. Never gets old. But you do, like, you're way too popular.
Raptor: ...
Rex: Hey, atleast I dont have arms that are 2 inches wide!
Carno:ITS CALLED EVOLUTION!
[Carno and Rex are having an argument]
Raptor: So uh...who's probably the most unfavored carnivore?
Tapjera:Ms.
Everyone but Rex and carno: Who are you again?
Ptero:This guys a sick copy of me. Just...look at him! Wings and all!
Tap:Atleast I'm faster!
[Rex and carno are still having an argument]
Giga:Sup nerds.
[They stop fighting]
Ferofox:WHO YA CALLIN A NERD, HUH PUNK? HUH??
Giga:Shuttup you bootleg Jerboa.
Jerboa:Did someone say my name?
[Akward staring]
Jerboa:Ill....just go now..hehe..
Quetz: Hey guys!
Flyers:EW ITS A GOOFY WIDE PTERO
Quetz:Why does everyone hate me? I CAN CARRY THE MOST, YKNOW!!
Raptor:Nobody cares about weight these days. It just matters on health, damage, and speed.
Pego:You guys forgot about Mehee!
Everyone:WE WISH WE DIDDDDDDDDD
Dilo:A
Everyone(again):A
Giga:ENOUGH. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MEETING!
A MEETING FOR POPULAR CARNIVORES.
Otter:Gday mates, I just cought maiself ah blahddy Saman, eh?
Rex:Why are you french?
Everyone: BAHAH
Shadowmane, Rockdrake, Yuty, Dire wolf and bear, Karkinos, Reapers, ect:ARE WE A JOKE TO THIS???
Everyone else: Yes.
God this took a long time to type, thanks for reading it all. From, the legendary, Beanzies.
More Rex Funny Tips
Real men knock it out with a slingshot
Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.
Step 2- Don't be a pansy
Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man
If you run into one of these, stand perfectly still. Rexes canβt see you if you donβt move. I saw it in a movie once.
Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......
If u just started ark and tamed some dodos and see a rex rushing at u just grab ur dodo and yeet it at the rex and run
Don't move they said, you'll be fine they said
There once was a rex called Paul,
Who stood about 15 feet tall,
Use tranq arrows or darts,
Straight to his heart or
You'll struggle to tame him at all.
If you happen to encounter this creature with a tribe member, get your trusty bola. Bola your tribe member and run ?
Rex: Iβm the king of ark!
Giga is now online
Rex is now offline
Don't be a wimp and use your fists