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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Rex are super friendly, and you can passive tame one
Just found a 150 pitch Black male on Lost Island. It doesn't get any cooler than this. I'm currently standing on a cliff tranqing it.
Pray for me.
When u r chilling and watching a rex and bronto fight then the rex kills the bronto and then turns back towards you....
Nobody move a muscle
๐น๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐น๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
Real men stand toe-to-toe with the beast, sturdy armor and trusty club, and beat it into submission with brute force. I don't, I tranq from my quetz when I can't get to a pen, but that's what real men would do.
Owen: Weโre gonna need more teeth.
Raptors: *intensely chewing on Indominus Rex in background*
*Next scene*
*intense yeeting of the glowstick*
Rex: YEAAAAAA BUDDY
Indominus: OH H*LL NAW
Rex and Indo: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Mosa: QUIET DOWN
Rex: WaNt A sNaCk MoSa BrO?!
Mosa: *CHOMP*
The End
Pro: wanna come with me to hunt a Rex
Me: will a shotgun do it
Pro: yeah as long as theyโre low level
Pro: (finds Rex)
Me: (bolas pro and runs)
Pro: I kill u
Me: lolollol no the Rex is gonna kill u
What did the players say after thay ran past the rex? I think he saurus!
Sorry for the bad joke.
Me: REEX RUNN
Freind: Donโt move Rexโs only see things that move
Tribe log: Idiot died by a Rex
Donโt believe Jurassic park guys
Real tough guys knock it out with their fists and feed it mejoberries
It's a ninja. Once my friend and I were in his server in the hidden lake when a Rex drops down from the cliff. Takes down our stego and nearly kills our own Rex. However, it took down my very first tame. His name was "U sux", a parasaur. I will never forget him.
Ran out of tranq arrows halfway through.... Punched it unconscious.
It only takes 2 people and 1 tranq arrow, shoot the other person with the tranq before they shoot you, RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT (because it dam well does).
Who else loves that if a wild Rex roars at you, your character takes a quick bathroom break
When the Rex roared It said my raft defacated
Just beat it with your fists until it submits
If you need cliff climbing lessons these agile giants are sure to help. Lol
Pls up.
The best way for me is to get dino gate ways and place them in a circle but leave one hole open to lead the rex in it so get a tribe mate and send him in with the rex trying to eat him and once it's in place the last one behind it
I saw a prehistoric barny...help me.