Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
How to ruin any rex’s day
1. Turn on creative mode
2. Go to The Dead Island
3. Find the rex
4. Agro a bunch of animals
5. Lead them all to the rex
6. Get to the bottom of the rex’s feet
Now the animals will attack you but would only injure the rex
7. Laugh manically as the rex has the worst day of their life
Long live the king
I was trying to tame a 140 by the swamp but I ran out of arrows just as it was high torpor running. I was super frustrated and went back to base to make more arrows. (I didn’t have rifle and darts yet.) When I came back, the rex was balls deep in the swamp running around. I kept trying to tranq it but I kept getting attacked by sarcos and titanoboas. I followed it around on my ptera as it ran around the swamp. It finally got out of the swamp after literally a half an hour, and I finally knocked it. I was taming it and then a microraptor came out of nowhere and attacked me. I was like “ok i’ll just whistle my ptera to kill it. At least it didnt hit the rex.” then as my ptera was fighting the microraptor, the microraptor hit a BRONTO. THE BRONTO JOINED THE FIGHT SWINGING ITS TAIL AT MY PTERA AND THE MICRORAPTOR, BUT IT WAS HITTING THE REX THE WHOLE TIME. To make a long story short, the rex was tamed with a taming effectiveness of 59%, and since it loves the swamp, I named him Shrek.