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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the pulmonoscorpius? Funny pulmonoscorpius jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hello.
I am a giant scorpion.
And my name is Pulmonoscorpios.
And I can sting.
I like spoiling meat.
I like stinging meat.
I like Utahraptors, Phorusrhacidae, and Carnos.
I’ll make you go unconscious.
While you are going to mountains.
And I will eat you alive.
I hate Humans.
I hate Herbivores.
I hate Rexes, what can they ever do.
I am friends with Araneo.
I am friends with Arthropleura.
I am friends with Titanoboa.
And I will eat you alive in caves.
Pulmonoscorpios song. 15 likes = more songs!
-Song Guy
So I was gathering pelt (by killing horses) on my single player world when I saw one of these right next to me, so jumped on my argy and flew up. Then I realised that the scorpion isn’t moving. I approached it to find that it was unconscious. I started doing detective work attempting to find what had knocked the scorpion out. All creatures in the area were passive herbivores, besides 2 mid-high lvl Pachys... So yeah the pulmonoscorpious, the king of knocking out noobs, was knocked out by a pair of pachys lmao
I AM SCORPION
I WILL STING
AND ILL MAKE YOU GO BAZING
I AM PRO
NO MEME :(
I AM TOXIC
DONT TALK TO ME
SO NOW FLEE
AND SAY REEEEEEE
NO EXE MEME :(
I HATE ARROWS
I LOVE SPOILED MEAT
I HATE GIGA
I WRECK RAPTOR
I AM OGS WITH TERROR BIRD
GO SCRAM AND SAY REEEEEEEE
FLEEEEE
E
scorpion meme had tp go far cause its toxic
like for more 50 likes = a noglin song!