Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I AM SCORPION
I WILL STING
AND ILL MAKE YOU GO BAZING
I AM PRO
NO MEME :(
I AM TOXIC
DONT TALK TO ME
SO NOW FLEE
AND SAY REEEEEEE
NO EXE MEME :(
I HATE ARROWS
I LOVE SPOILED MEAT
I HATE GIGA
I WRECK RAPTOR
I AM OGS WITH TERROR BIRD
GO SCRAM AND SAY REEEEEEEE
FLEEEEE
E
scorpion meme had tp go far cause its toxic
like for more 50 likes = a noglin song!
More Pulmonoscorpius Funny Tips
I tamed one by using a bola and slapping him to sleep with my fists. I'm a real man.
Donβt talk to them. Theyβre really really toxic.
Acts like your doctor by telling you it's just gonna be a little sting
And then you're passed out for the next five hours
Hello.
I am a giant scorpion.
And my name is Pulmonoscorpios.
And I can sting.
I like spoiling meat.
I like stinging meat.
I like Utahraptors, Phorusrhacidae, and Carnos.
Iβll make you go unconscious.
While you are going to mountains.
And I will eat you alive.
I hate Humans.
I hate Herbivores.
I hate Rexes, what can they ever do.
I am friends with Araneo.
I am friends with Arthropleura.
I am friends with Titanoboa.
And I will eat you alive in caves.
Pulmonoscorpios song. 15 likes = more songs!
-Song Guy
Sworn enemy of Lin Kuei since his family's death. Hellbent on revenge..... wait sorry wrong game.
What a stunning creature
no really it will stun you and eat you
Real men tame a high level one with bola and fists
If you have arachnophobia, paint it red, and its a lobster
Watch out Karens, the thing will vaxx your child. Better safe than sorry.
Itβs kinda scary how the stinger is right above your neck whenever you ride it, it can just end your life whenever it wants to.