Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
The Phiomia does lot of poop
Oh yes I forget that dododex wants more words for sharing a tip so heres some words.
Phiomia eggs are really useful for taming titanoboas and oviraptors and the favourite kibble of every dino (except dodos) is the Phiomia kibble.
The Phiomia does 500 damage for any attack and has around 25000666hp at level 5 so never attack a Phiomia because it will kill you and tour dino with laser cannons, they have also a good memory so If you attack them they will remember you, search you, find you, kill your dinos, destroy your base, kill your wife, your sons and your friends and your tames.
I tink this words are enough
More Phiomia Funny Tips
Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."
I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
1 Like = 1 rip
The most epic combo in ark is the poop boi and dung beetle
I got a really high level one of these and I got it's damage to 300k and it one shot everythingπ
This guy has explosive diarrheaβ¦β¦β¦β¦
This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!
me: βI need fertilizer for my greenhouse! what should I do?β
me: *sees the phiomia*
me: βAha! I have a planβ
*tames a phiomia*
me: βwhew! time to get all my life-savings of stimberries andββ
*BOP*
There you have it.
8 million pounds of poop!
Me: force-feeding stims
My friend: w-why?
Me: greenhouse.
Friend: but why?
Me: greenhouse
Friend: ... ookay
Me: *continues force-feeding*
ITS A POOP-A-SAURYS CAUSE ONE TIME I FED IT ONE JUST ONE STIMBERRY AND THE N IT WAS LIKE "LOOK OUT BELOW" AND FARTED MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES AND A DILO CAME AND SCARED THE POOP OUT OF IT SO IT FARTED ON THE DILO AND THE DILO DIED!!!! 1POOP 1LIKE 1.R.I.P 1DEATH!!!!?
(Reading chat) "Bros built like a 1x1 Lego brick"
What even is a 1x1 Lego brick?!?
... (typing)
Alright. You're banned. Good night
~ caseoh