Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I had one called Monty.
It was a girl and I loved him.
But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.
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More Phiomia Funny Tips
me: βI need fertilizer for my greenhouse! what should I do?β
me: *sees the phiomia*
me: βAha! I have a planβ
*tames a phiomia*
me: βwhew! time to get all my life-savings of stimberries andββ
*BOP*
There you have it.
8 million pounds of poop!
The most epic combo in ark is the poop boi and dung beetle
I got a really high level one of these and I got it's damage to 300k and it one shot everythingπ
Was trying to tame one becuase Iβm a quick starter learner he said βRUN RUUUUNβ as soon as he was set free from the bola
Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."
This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!
Me: force-feeding stims
My friend: w-why?
Me: greenhouse.
Friend: but why?
Me: greenhouse
Friend: ... ookay
Me: *continues force-feeding*
Poop Machine gunner
Donβt ask what he ate
(Reading chat) "Bros built like a 1x1 Lego brick"
What even is a 1x1 Lego brick?!?
... (typing)
Alright. You're banned. Good night
~ caseoh