The most epic combo in ark is the poop boi and dung beetle

I got a really high level one of these and I got it's damage to 300k and it one shot everything💀

Who else saw this and was like "wtf is that."

me: “I need fertilizer for my greenhouse! what should I do?”

me: *sees the phiomia*

me: “Aha! I have a plan”

*tames a phiomia*

me: “whew! time to get all my life-savings of stimberries and—“

*BOP*

There you have it.

8 million pounds of poop!

I had one called Monty.

It was a girl and I loved him.

But one night we went out together to get some wood and she got killed by Troodons.

1 Like = 1 rip

Was trying to tame one becuase I’m a quick starter learner he said ‘RUN RUUUUN’ as soon as he was set free from the bola

THEY POOP TOO MUCH THEY WENT TO TAKO BAIL

This thing shoots dung out it's rump like a gatling gun! I am crying while feeding it stim berries! This will never get old!

(Reading chat) "Bros built like a 1x1 Lego brick"

What even is a 1x1 Lego brick?!?

... (typing)

Alright. You're banned. Good night

~ caseoh

Me: force-feeding stims

My friend: w-why?

Me: greenhouse.

Friend: but why?

Me: greenhouse

Friend: ... ookay

Me: *continues force-feeding*