Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalosaurus? Funny megalosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
How to turn your Megalosaurus into a fire breathing dragon:
Step 1: Pick up a tribemate who's holding a flamethrower
Step 2: Profit
Also you can stack five people on one Megalosaurus if you have them mount, dismount and then lay down on its back. You can run around with up to five people stacked on top of it, along with one person as the rider and someone in its mouth
So yea I was in the cliffs enjoying the peaceful views and watching my ankly to be tame. The night settled in so as standard standing torch was at the ready. All of a sudden I hear my argentavis screeching turns round to see this son of a bitch holding the bird in its mouth and shaking me to my core. As always I tried to remain calm when ark is just arking with you. Equipped my sword light disappears and I'm frantically slashing and hacking one of these buggers. Eventually the beast drops my bird has a slither of health and a sabertooth bitch slaps my argy. R.I.P sir flattery
My taming attempts
Attempt #1
Me: *enters middle chamber cave*
Me: *finds a megalosaurus*
Me: *knocks out megalosaurus*
Random Araneo: ALRIGHT CMERE
Random Onyc: DIEEE
Me: *kills araneo and onyc*
My Thirst Bar: Im boutta end this man’s whole career
Me: *dies from thirst*
Megalosaurus: *gets up*
Attempt #2
Me: *sees 4 sleeping megalosaurus’*
Me: *puts down 2 large bear traps*
Me: *shoots tranq darts at megalosaurus*
Megalosaurus: Alright Listen here you little sh-
Megalosaurus: *gets trapped in bear trap*
Megalosaurus: SH*T
Megalosaurus: *gets knocked out*
Night Approaches
Other Megalosaurus’: WASSUP
Me: *cowardly hiding*
Megalosaurus: *tames*
LESSSSSS GOOOOOOOOO
Me: NO DON'T HIT IT
My friend: But is a fluffy rock. I'm going to have some pelt-rocks
Me: DON'T DO IT! YOU WILL KILL BOTH OF US!
Him: *hit him with a pickaxe*
Megalosaurus: What in...*fall asleep again
Him: Funny! I will do it again!
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU JERK! I'M GONNA ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!!!!
Him: OH SHIT, HELP ME!!
Me: *bola him and run away*