Isn’t it concerning how it’s literally the only creature that can sleep unless knocked out by force?
ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Top 5 scary things.
1. Bugs
2.Reptiles (except turtles 🐢)
3. Sharks
4. the dark... speaking of which.
5 ...
This things eyes staring at you in the night with fangs ready to strike.
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
11:99 pm megalosaurus: I'm so tired😫 1:00 am megalosaurus: anyone want smoke!?
That mtf wake up
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus:????
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: let’s hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.
While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D
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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
