Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
What killed the dodos this little butthole
So we all spawn in corrupted dodos lvl 100 And say Avenger's Assemble
More Ice Titan Funny Tips
Get your jaegers ready to take done this kaiju ๐
According to all known laws of aviation, thereโs no way an Ice Titan should be able to jump.
What killed the dinosaurs?
The ice age
This is โThe guy she tells you not to worry aboutโ....
... WORRY ABOUT IT!
Dev1: Letโs make an arctic creature!
Dev2: You mean like, another penguin?
Dev1: No, silly! An Ice Titan!
Dev2: Well that doesnโt sound so bad.
Dev1: Make it really intimidating and big enough to swallow a rex.
Dev2: I take that back, this isnโt gonna be good.
Dev1: Shut up and stop worrying! Nothing I make is ever a mistake!
Dev1: Give it hundreds of thousands of health.
Dev2: Hundreds of melee damage?
Dev1: No, 15,000 damage obviously.
Dev2: Is it a boss?
Dev1: Yeah, and itโs tamable!
Dev2: Well that wonโt ruin base raids at all.
Dev1: Oh, you havenโt seen the worst of it.
Dev2: But itโs a boss! Not to mention it has 15,000 damage!
Dev1: Well it may be a boss yes, but itโs not the final boss.
Dev2: Do I dare ask any questions?
Dev1: Make it look like godzilla, but big enough to crash the game every time.
Dev2: Thatโs it, I quit!
The real way a man tamed this thing is by getting itโs corruption off by punching it
Get your jaegers ready to take done this kaiju ๐
Your first encounter: is that a ferox if it had WAY to much element. Wait is element crack to this thing?????????!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
I somehow managed to tame this Titan. So I took it over to the alpha tribe. I invited the entire server to watch me raid them. I kept quoting black panther the entire time. So on my server, Iโm not just an alpha, Iโm a celebrity.
Walking in a winter wonderland-
Oh gosh Iโm dead.