So the thing is a beefy ice ferocious on steroids and is 300 feet tall….

Well what happens to the artic when it pees…

I mean it does it just cause global warming Dino edition…

Or does represent the real life meaning of walking on the moon made of cheese.

*coughs) yellow snow *(continues dramatically coughing)

How do it live to get so big but can’t eat… hell why does everything bigger than Rex get nerfed or gets an eating disorder

When the sequel for Ark survival evolved: Ferox vs Addiction is released

Get your jaegers ready to take done this kaiju 😜

According to all known laws of aviation, there’s no way an Ice Titan should be able to jump.

What killed the dinosaurs?

The ice age

Dev1: Let’s make an arctic creature!

Dev2: You mean like, another penguin?

Dev1: No, silly! An Ice Titan!

Dev2: Well that doesn’t sound so bad.

Dev1: Make it really intimidating and big enough to swallow a rex.

Dev2: I take that back, this isn’t gonna be good.

Dev1: Shut up and stop worrying! Nothing I make is ever a mistake!

Dev1: Give it hundreds of thousands of health.

Dev2: Hundreds of melee damage?

Dev1: No, 15,000 damage obviously.

Dev2: Is it a boss?

Dev1: Yeah, and it’s tamable!

Dev2: Well that won’t ruin base raids at all.

Dev1: Oh, you haven’t seen the worst of it.

Dev2: But it’s a boss! Not to mention it has 15,000 damage!

Dev1: Well it may be a boss yes, but it’s not the final boss.

Dev2: Do I dare ask any questions?

Dev1: Make it look like godzilla, but big enough to crash the game every time.

Dev2: That’s it, I quit!

Remember when Ark had real dinosaurs?

Yeah, me neither…

This is “The guy she tells you not to worry about”....

... WORRY ABOUT IT!