Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
This is a story, so ammonites dwell in the deep, so as usual I go with my icthy, to kill some easy bp (sea scorpions) doing so thereโs this random ammonite, and all the sudden was lik โBOI WAT U DOINโ then he FARTS EVERYWHERE, Out of nowhere, and I DID not hit him, and u wanna know what happened? The mosasaur I was wanting to tame all the sudden COMES AT ME AS IF I WAS A TREAT FOR A DOG, so I go to the surface cuz they r light intolerant, and I was like โJesus what the heck man!?โ And u know what happened next, THE FREAKING SEAGULLS STARTED SWARMING ME LIKE DIMORPHS, so I did common sense and went underwater, and They some how LEARNED TO FLY UNDERWATER AFTER ME, AND THEN A LEEDSYCTHS ALMOST ATE ME, And went to shore like usain bolt, AND A BRONTO HIT ME INTO JELLYFISH, What did I do to that ammonite who showed me hell in a entire diffrent perspective, And Just let that sink in for a sec, A SEA SNAIL CAUSED ALL OF THIS, and all I got was a single black pearlโฆ Why ammonite, y u bullie meโฆ :(
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.
Who farted?
*ammo nite points at u*
Scammer: Want lotโs of loot?
Noob:yes!
Scammer: well we have a special deal just for you if you give me just one parasour I will bring you to the mosa cave!
Noob: why would I want to go there?
Scammer: because in the mosa cave there are ammonites!
Noob: do they give me loot?
Scammer: yep just go over to them and stab it with your spear!
Noob level 7 was slain by mosa level 79.
You: You canโt defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
Accidentally hit it
Me: sorry
The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself
Noob: bro whatโs that!?
Pro: thatโs a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye Iโm not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: ๐ก*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*