Scammer: Want lot’s of loot?

Noob:yes!

Scammer: well we have a special deal just for you if you give me just one parasour I will bring you to the mosa cave!

Noob: why would I want to go there?

Scammer: because in the mosa cave there are ammonites!

Noob: do they give me loot?

Scammer: yep just go over to them and stab it with your spear!

Noob level 7 was slain by mosa level 79.

Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.

One time me and my buddy were on Megs zooming around looking for pearls. We found a bunch of pearls and gathered them all. We had about 300 total but we wanted more. So I said to him “maybe those oyster things with the tentacles give us pearls.” Soon after we got swarmed my like 5 mosas

You: You can’t defeat me.

Ammonite: No I know, but he can.

(You turn around)

Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!

So nice of wild card to add my little sister

It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.

Accidentally hit it

Me: sorry

The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don't punch these,

Or an alpha mosa will eat you.

My cousin was hitting a Ammonite and then he got splattered and everything was following him like he has free food.