Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.
I am snail
I poop paste
I do it well
With lots of haste
I eat cake
With veggies
To tame me, that’s what you must make
I am plump
But I don’t care
Players tame me for my dump
My jaw is weak
If I’m curious
My eyes will take a peak
When a predator says “ go to he**
I get so scared
I hide in my shell
I am like ammonite
But if you punch me
No mosa will take a bite
I am snail
I poop paste
I do it well
With lots of haste
Snail song, hope you liked it!🐌
These fantastic creatures collect honey and sap, craft a mortar and pestle , make some stimulants when wild, after that they craft a cooking pot and grab a waterskin, fill it up and bake their delicious cake. This is how these creatures survive in wild life. They also grind alot of metal to get enough sap tap that will be enough to keep them from starving to die. Some snail elders have shared the cake recipe with humans to be tamed.