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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.
When the game has lasted 20 years
The snail will be tamed…
When the land is soaked in slime and paste
The snail mail will be tamed…
Find the Mosa of deepest blue
Wings of quetzal will come to you
Largest egg in mountain high
Will give you the power of the rex
For tame of earth search through the mud
The egg of the Baryonyx
And hidden alone from the rival queens
The Giga egg awaits unseen
As for the tribes of blazes and blisters and burns
2 shall fail and one shall learn
If they feed cake to the snail that is smaller and cuter
They will have the power of paste pooping snails…
5 eggs to hatch on brightening night
5 tamed born to go and fight
Darkness will rise to bring the paste
The snail is coming…