Dev1: Let’s make a squid!

Dev2: You mean like, a harmless ocean creature?

Dev1: No, silly! A kraken!

Dev2: Not as bad as everything else you’ve made so far.

Dev1: Don’t get so optimistic. Give it an inescapable attack range.

Dev2: I feel like I’m gonna regret this.

Dev1: Shut up or I’ll turn the dodo into a rex!

Dev2: Well, you already did that…

Dev1: I SAID SHUT UP!

Dev1: Give it grabby arms to make it even more inescapable.

Dev2: Very high health and damage?

Dev1: Finally you’re learning!

Dev1: Give it an ink cloud so it can escape if you somehow almost kill it.

Dev2: Let me guess, you gotta kill a whole bunch for trophies for the boss?

Dev1: Yeah, the final boss takes alpha kraken eyes.

Dev2: Is it gonna be so hard that you basically need creative mode?

Dev1: Let me think, a giant robot that transforms into all the other bosses and has a death-cave you must complete to reach it. Yeah, I can see people using creative for that.

Dev2: Of course you had to do that.

Dev1: BTW, I’m still annoyed you added cheats for players that want to make the game possible.

Dev2: You’ll thank me when we get to the play-test part. Trust me.