Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ok so I want to tame one. I have an Allie tribe. The leader loves fishing and pirates. He begs me to tame him a pod of dolphins. Anyways I convince him to change his name to Jack Sparrow. He was Black Beard. Then I say to him, βBuild a raft and get your tribe to look like pirates. Iβll take a video.β He says, βI love it.β So he gets the tribe of twenty men and a girl together. (Sheβs Elizabeth Swan) Some buy hats and paint theyβre hide outfits. The boys take of theyβre shirts. They chose different shoulder mounts. 1monkey 5 of the brightest dimorphs Iβve ever heard of. Elizabeth Swan wearing the brightest of them all and bearing a cutlass. Most are barefoot and the captain looks convincing. Wearing a captains hat, full hide outfit, the monkey, and a cutlass. I say I have the perfect spot for it. They can pretend to raid another all ally with a fancy ship that must have 100 amber in rugs alone. When suddenly the Kraken attacks.
Lets just say I traded 2 allies for 1 Kraken. π
More Tusoteuthis Funny Tips
Please tell me why it says non-violent... Because when it grabs u and eats u alive it's not very non-violent...
Don't be mean, it just wants a hug might kill you but aye at least you made someone's day
If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run
I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????
This thing just KRACKENS me up.
Yeah ok I'll go
Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
People on ark pc: yes! I got a max mosa now time to get that alpha tuso.
Me on mobile: whats an alpha tuso?
Up for respects to mobile.
THEY ARE HUGE!!!!! IM TERRIFIED OF THE OCEAN AGAIN
It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure
Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!
Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer