How to have fun

Step one hit one

Step two let them hits you into the ocean

Step three realize that it’s already very cold

Step four freeze to death

Step five you are still alive

Step six sea sign and it says you were dead the whole time

This turkey is actually called "Pablo", I'll tell you about him:

He was a turkey like anyone else, but he saw his family being devoured by BOB from south zone 2, he started to cry, but a thought came: "stop crying you useless turkey!" So he decided to train and train until he was strong and took revenge for everything BOB did...

He trained day and night, and so he started to get strong, so Pablo took materials and made Tek armor and heavy weapons and went to BOB's house in the south zone 2..

So he went, broke into the house, breaking the door and then BOB activated god mode and locked him in with TEK structures and spawned 100,000 Giganotosaurus with Pablo 💀

F 😔

If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.

“Today, I’m gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!”

-GitezGood

We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!

How the devs added them

Dev 1: make a dodo like bird

Dev 2: ok

Dev 3: Make it so it can one hit k.o.

Dev 2; I’m gonna do a turkey that murders

Dev 1:Ok

Dev 2: just some finishing touches and, THERE!

results: that Murder Turkey that’s imposible to beat

GitezGood

In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.

I swear I think that the producer is just letting his or her kid make up some of these

Who knew thanksgiving dinner was so hard to kill

Make sure it's completely thawed before it enters the deep fryer.

This turkey will eat you before you eat it