We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!

In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.

This turkey is actually called "Pablo", I'll tell you about him:

He was a turkey like anyone else, but he saw his family being devoured by BOB from south zone 2, he started to cry, but a thought came: "stop crying you useless turkey!" So he decided to train and train until he was strong and took revenge for everything BOB did...

He trained day and night, and so he started to get strong, so Pablo took materials and made Tek armor and heavy weapons and went to BOB's house in the south zone 2..

So he went, broke into the house, breaking the door and then BOB activated god mode and locked him in with TEK structures and spawned 100,000 Giganotosaurus with Pablo 💀

F 😔

If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.

“Today, I’m gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!”

-GitezGood

How the devs added them

Dev 1: make a dodo like bird

Dev 2: ok

Dev 3: Make it so it can one hit k.o.

Dev 2; I’m gonna do a turkey that murders

Dev 1:Ok

Dev 2: just some finishing touches and, THERE!

results: that Murder Turkey that’s imposible to beat

GitezGood

Who knew thanksgiving dinner was so hard to kill

For Iron Maiden fans…

When you see a murder turkey sing this sign. This song it it will remind you what to do if you see one.

Run to the hills

Run for your lives!

Run to the hills

Run for your lives!

I swear I think that the producer is just letting his or her kid make up some of these

Make sure it's completely thawed before it enters the deep fryer.

This Turkey is responsible for the extinction of Prehistoric Life on Planet Earth