Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
More Tropeognathus Funny Tips
Ark dev 1: Hey I got an idea!
Ark dev 2: what?
Dev 1: make a beautiful pterosaur.
Dev 2: ok.
Dev 1: with a big beak.
Dev 2: ok?
Dev 1: make it fast
Dev 2: like divebomb?-
Dev 1: let me FINISH
Dev 1: make the saddle have a jetpack.
Dev 2: uuuuh? isn't this too overpowe-
Dev 1: SHUT UP!
Dev 1: u finished?
Dev 2: yeah come take a look!
Dev 1: sick!
Whoever said "it's wingspan is 2.4 meters that's a meter bigger than a tapejara so it will likely be between a tapejara and a quetzal in size" dude 2.4 meters is barely bigger than a person and the tapejara in ark have a wingspan roughly 8 meters the quetzals at least 14. Seriously?🤦
Me and the guys in the squadron
Captain:“Ok boys, check in”
Pilots:
“Red 6, checking in”
“Red 9, checking in”
“Red 3, checking in”
“Red 5, checking in”
“Red 12, checking in”
*Dramatic music begins to play
Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!
*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*
*After battle*
Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..
*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset
⬆️😂😁👌
ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn