Went to go grab a drop during the night on my dragon. I was wearing full Master Craft Flak Gear and two bites from these little sneaky bitches and I passed out. Luckily my dragon was on nuetral. Unluckily that it's fire breath roasted me too. Lesson learned:
Burn everything on fire before you get off your mount...
Everything
Open the Dododex app on iOS or Android, select a creature, and go to Tips > Submit Tip.
Me and my Carnotaurus went out on an adventure together for the first time and around 4 troodons and a raptor attacked us. He couldn’t attack them because because his turn radius is bad, so I jumped off to try and save him from dying. After I respawned I went back with my pteranodon to try and get my stuff back but before I could escape my carnotaurus and my pteranodon died (a dilophosaur snuck up on my pteranodon while I was trying to save my carno) which left me stranded to die again. I will never go back there again.
At lvl 72 with flak armor on, a lvl 5 Troodon knocked me out with one attack at night. Last thing I saw was those glowing eyes before passing out. My Guess is that they attack vital organs. Luckily my Doedicarus was up for a game of baseball and launched that little devil out into the stands.
I may or may not have tamed a bunch of these and stuck them in a tiny room inside my base on aggressive with a sign that said “Valuables” outside the door. I also may or may not have been laughing maniacally as I added a couple nice kits to my valuables room which is on the other side of my base.
Ark devs: we need something new…..
Ark dev 1:what about something that like a raptor and is poisonous!
Ark devs: *chuckles* perfect!
……..*at ark hq*
Ark devs:let’s get to work……
Ark dev 2:ok let’s have a raptor base body with feathers and smaller…
Ark dev 1:hmm ok sounds good
Ark dev 3: let’s have to hunt in packs also like raptors
Ark dev 1:yes yes indeed sounds good
Ark dev 4:when it attacks you it knocks you unconscious
Ark dev 1:awesome idea
Ark dev 4: i know *rolls eyes*
Ark dev 5: also let’s put in the jungle and red woods so it hides better!
Ark dev 1: PERFECT * releases it*
…………….*1day later*
Ark player 1: another perfect day in ark!!
Ark player 1:*goes to jungle or red woods and looks around*
Ark player 1:*sees a pack of something like raptors* huh hmmm?
Troodons: *jump out of the bushes and bites him knocking him unconscious*
Ark player 1 in real life: HUH WHAT IS THAT THEY LOOK LIKE RAPTORS BUT ARE’NT…………THEY ALSO KNOCKED ME UNCONSCIOUS
troodons:*kills them*
Ark player 1 in real life: UGHHHHHHH *turns off ark*
………..*5 weeks later*
………*back in the ark hq*
*getting a lot of complaints*
Ark devs: we did so well,we made people happy!!
………….HEY GUYS IM suki-ark-stories (couldn’t think of a better name sorry) I like writing funny ark story’s and this took me a while so please like this ✨👍😃🤍🤍
Cretaceous creeps pt2 “the night stalkers”
The forest is silent, gentle creatures resting, large herbivores graze lazily under the moonlight. The tall grass sways in the wind. Three shadowy creatures swiftly move through the grass, the glows of their eyes shimmer in the prairie. They look upon a herd of iguanodon. The leader steps up and studies the herd, “what do you think we should do boss?” Says trinity, the smallest of the group “the herd has many children, I say you and Trevor distract the adults of the herd while I pick off the little ones.” Says the leader “seriously? Why do I have to go with trinity, she’s annoying and can’t do anything!” Exclaims Trevor “which is exactly why I paired you up with her, she still needs help hunting. Anyways we should start our plan before the herd moves for better grass.” The 2 troodons split from the leader and ambush the adults, the frightened children run with the parents but the leader cuts them off and starts cornering them, suddenly right before the leader pounces, a parent hits the leader with its head into the grass. The leader, weak, calls back his pack they run back into the night.
