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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the triceratops? Funny triceratops jokes submitted by ARK players.
I just got a little hit by my friend that was lvl 338 trike and put me in the loving arms of a level 207 raptor, now I lost all my stuff along with my 3802 hide and all of my rare mushrooms and flowers, don’t you just love trikes! All I did was miss click a little plant to get some fiber but then that happens along with all of my dang hide I’m deleting this game bro I’m so mad…. I got my revenge that are both the trike and raptor are stuck underwater till they drown mwahahahaha take that stupid dinosaurs
I had a triceratops level 257 and I was exploring in the mountains and I found a crystal and I jumped off of my triceratops and a flying creature killed me and wen I woke up i ran in the mountains to find mi triceratops and i haven’t found him but I never receive a text saying he died I hope I will find him.
-Playing Aberration
-Trike dies so need to get another one
-No water so my torpor is going up
-Shoot tranq arrow at trike
-I'm unconscious now
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-Diplo and doedi attack trike
-I wake up, I'm injured and start shooting trike
-Trike kills me
-Respawns and goes back to trike
-It's still there
-Get my stuff back and knock out trike
Dilos are knitting silk,
Raptor returns with milk,
A huge mess on Trike,
Then Raptor was killed on sight.
The Pteranodon flew nearby,
And Carno ate with delight,
Arthropleura is death,
No matter what gear is left.
Wolves in packs of 4,
Can mess up Rhinos dear lord,
When Spino stares at you hard,
You know you’ll be discard.
I was playing on the center, and my tribe mate had landed for stams with a ptera at the top of one of the rock formations and he thought it would be hilarious if he aggrovated the trike so it hit me and the knockback sent me off of the mesa to my death . I can still hear my shriek from falling.
1. I saw a trike
2. I accidentally hit it
3. I tried to run away
4. I tried to apologize while running
5. I fell unconscious
6. Then it started lagging
7. Then it flew up in to the sky
8. It was never seen again
9. I saw a trike egg
10. It saw me
11. I tripped over a rock
12. RIP me and my moschops