Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So one day me and my level 24 pteradon are gathering a rare crystal from the farrrrrr corners of Ragnarok. After gathering this strange rectangular crystal, I head on back to my tribeโs safe haven. After stopping on a volcanic mountain for my birdโs stamina, I decide to walk toward the edge of the cliff so I can fly a bit farther before stopping. And what do ya know?!? A chubby Dilo pokes its head out from the bottom of my screen. But itโs neck is long, like a snake... I almost never touched a mountain on the way back again
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An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.
Baah-Dum-Tss
Xbox. MY BIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD
Guys. I think itโs a snake
So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didnโt, 1 like=1 F for oscar
*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human
There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob
Theyโre in your home, theyโre coming close, now theyโre gonna bite your face-
Bro I am TERRIFIED of these things. The way they slither towards you sends chills down my spine. Iโm so terrified that I REFUSE to go anywhere near the swamps unless I have a flying mount.
Canโt sleep?
Punch one of these mfs ๐
I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!