me: -Shows pet chicken picture of tickle chicken-
chicken: -Stares like the almighty beast he is-
Me: It's you when your hungry.
Me: Eat a snickers
Chicken: I no eat Snickers -Smacks snickers out of my hand and proceeds to peck my face-
This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a fuck. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.
One raided my base, and decided it wasn't enough. It proceeded to follow me through 2 other servers, stole my dinner, slapped me around on the couch and took my truck for a joyride. It's been 2 months now and I owe it rent...