Please tell me I'm not the only one who has thought about taming one, painting it green, painting the saddle red and naming it yoshi

Dodos got tired of being pushed and kicked around. When they got the chance to evolve, they turned into a revenge seeking monster

And here you can see what happens when dodos evolve

They know all the dodos you killed! Trust me.......... THEY KNOW!!!

It's petty much a brutal Yoshi if you paint it accordingly

Me: steps into red woods

Every terror bird within a 300000000m radius: 👁️👄👁️ 💧

I had one of these murdered his name was Dave the taxi bloke I was looking for a thyacleo aka killer Garfield I was gliding around and YEEEt comes a cat and murders my precious Dave I did tame the cat and put it in a cage for killing Dave one up = one R.I.P

If you haven’t seen we’re I’m attack TWD by a pulque go there: suddenly I had three full packs merge to chase m I ran and ran and lost stamina my pt went crazy then died stranded in the red woods the dire bears helped figth the birds by distracting them but the birds of Terro killed me to.

To think they went extinct to cats

Roses are red

Walls are plaster

The players are fast

But Big Bird is faster

At this point in evolution, we just gave up with all the confusing names and just called it "Terror Bird"