Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the sarco? Funny sarco jokes submitted by ARK players.
So one day I was watering my tintoberry when all of the sudden, I see this dude booking it towards me, and of all my dinosaurs, lvl 40+ dilos, Raptors and mochops, my lone lystro named Tubby lvl 24 comes charging at him, during of either diabetes or the few shots by the sarco. I did manage to avenge Tubby. Bump up for Tubby!
Once when I was still a new ark player, I died then got teleported to another place that is not my home and there was a Sarco beside me so I wanted it to kill me so I can respawn back home. But I kept punching it and respawning in the same place. Suddenly the Sarco was unconscious I was very surprised and tamed it.
I was riding my like lvl 20 Sarco (named Snappy thing just because I could) on land and I’m like “Hmm well arnt crocs supposed to be swimmers?” I tried to swim in the ocean with it and OH JESUS this things fast. Unfortunately it was an overachiever and Saniced straight into a fluorescent blue jelly fish.
1 Like: Respect for Snappy Thing -Peace Out
Like when I was just a noob, I was scared as a dodo when I saw these things, but when you get more advanced, these things are easy, like one time when I saw a sarco near my hunting grounds, I got my raptor named xavier and sended that sarco to raptor jesus in less then 3 seconds, lol
I always had an early game problem with them constantly killing me and my dodo’s. (yes I had dodo’s. They were from my farm) Then I finally built up the courage to try and tame one. After hours of taming the level 142 it was finally mine. Until a therizinosaur came and killed it and me. The lesson is always fear the chickens.