Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Why are you even in the taming section for Rockwell?
What would you want a pet Rockwell for?
ANSWER ME
More Rockwell Taming & KO Tips
Its simple just: Go over to him ask him for some chocky milk, then trade him his notes back! Then follow steps 1-10!
1 Give him element
4Bring friends, the extra souls will give you more taming effectiveness
9 Feed Human feces x1000
3 Give him more element!
10.4 Enjoy your Rockwell!
Step 1: summon Rockwell
Step 2: absolutely pee your pants
Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant
Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water
Step5: question yourself
Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress
Step 7: fight Rockwell
Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight
Step 10: alt f4 or close the game
Step 11: delete the game
Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have
Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again
Step 14: repeat
I make this to make people Laugh
Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame
Don’t read this tip because he’s not even tameable
Step 1: spawn into arena
Step 2: attempt to feed element
Step 3: fail because it isn’t tameable
Step 4: Die
If you can’t tame nameless, who were humans, you can’t tame Rockwell who is VERY CLEARLY HUMAN! Stop asking HOW TO TAME HIM!!!
HOW TO TAME
Step1 summon him
Step2 feed him your SOUL
Step 1: Go up to him
Step 2:Piss your pants
Step 3: 5 doses of force tame
Step 4: Name him
How to tame
1.grab chez itz
2.throw chez itz
3.if chez it don’t work uses admin force tame
How to tame: one nice dose of force tame should do it