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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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I just started ark and saw alpha raptor get destroyed by a trikeππ€£
More Raptor Funny Tips
My raptor looks exactly like delta from jurassic world
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
Me: taming giga for the first time⦠am very excited.
Two raptors: mm, that parasaur was tasty.
*notices me*
Two raptors: frick, get him quick. Heβs not allowed to do or have nice things!
Me: pulls out journeyman sword and whips their butts
*so powerful*
Rides giga into the sunset.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
βClever girlβ.
No matter how fast he ran.. HE COULD NOT ESCAPE THE DEMON
RATATOUILLE IS MY RAPTOR Pack NAmE And YEAh RATATA
Noobie: *spawns in*
Alpha Raptor: oh hell there
Raptor 1.: what do we do boss?
Raptor 2.:boss???
Alpha Raptor: *smirk*
Noobie: *getting resources*
Alpha Raptor: GET βEM BOYS
All 30 Raptors: SIR YES SIR
All Raptors & Alpha: HERES JONNY :>
Noobie: wat- AHHHHHHHHHHHH-
God: welcome to Ark heaven
Noobie: wait- WHAT-