Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the pteranodon? Funny pteranodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was in the redwoods the other day up on the mountain and i randomly got attacked by two Kentros, my Pteranodon was flying in circles around it while i was attacking the Kentro, my Pteranodon died and i lived, i later checked the feed to see the levels of the Kentros and found out that i killed my Pteranodon😭
1^ = 1 RIP
Step 1: trap it illegally (bola or smth)/step 2: assault it till it faints.(knock out with smth)/step 3: feed you grandpa pterandon sleepy Peepy pills and raw lamb chops.(narcotics or smth and meat)/step 4: give it a stimulant drug and labour it to Carry you around (stimulant)/ (please don't cancel me dodo dex it's a tip/joke😭)
I had a pteranodon level 250 he had over 3000 health and i was out killing spinos and i was dismounted by a baryonix and i was then swarmed by 3 spinos 2 rexes a pack of allos and a bary and somwhow my pteral destroyed all of them when i was getting killed and he survived with 200 hp remaining bro round of aplause for champ then i was atacked by a alpha raptor and champ destroyed the alpha and survived now he is my go too mount screw rexes screw spinos they got nothing on champ