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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me steps into the ocean PIRANAH!!!
Me steps into lake PIRANHA!!!!!
Me steps into tiny pond PIRANHA!!!!!!
Me steps into puddle PIRANHA!!!!!!!
More Piranha Funny Tips
These things ARE SO ANNOYING.
I LOST MY LEVEL 147 REX TO THIS CAUSE HE WAS ON PASSIVE AND I WAS TAMING SOMETHING
Me in 2000hr hardcore save: oh! Is that a yellow drop 2 feet under water? Yes please!
Pirantha:im about today end this man's whole career
βWow a Green supply drop, and itβs only a little bit in the water!β
Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark
This little goofs will swarm you if you are around them. I keep dying to the doggin' things.
βCome on letβs jump in the waterβ they said
βIt will be funβ they said
I was just swimming then six piranha came after me I was terrified I was doing so good I used my last bit of stamina then a freaking spino spawned and hit a piranha and they all went rafter the spino
And it flung do high up in the air . *Legands still say itβs falling till this day *
1 π Is respct for spnio
Me: puts single toe in the water
Piranha halfway across the map: I sense a disturbance in the force
Goes for a swim on the island the pirana from rag mmmmmmmmmm feet
Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river
Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms
Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move