Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ich flog mit meinem Argentavis und Kryokapseln durch die Nacht. Als ich landete klaute so ein Tier meinen T-Rex lv 246 und verschwand im Sumpf. Spรคter gab es keine Bรคume und Tiere im Sumpf mehr๐ฅ
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
somehow i knocked one out with a hatchet, didnt make any sense
One ran out of nowhere and I screamed so hard thinking it was a raptor
Pegomastaxโs be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Iโll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: IโM LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, Iโm hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Iโm thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these arenโt the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ
Ark: the Comby is annoying, but we need something even more annoying
Pego: Hold my beer
When incountered,burn it with fire.
Human: Oooh look! A cute little dinosaur
Pegomastax: Hippity hoppity your stuff is my property
Human: Give me back my bow b**ch
A few seconds later... You were killed by a level 1 Pegomastax