Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the paraceratherium? Funny paraceratherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
I always take my tek gear, go to the swamp (there's one over a cliff next to my house), and just mow down everything. One time I did that, I flew home and as I was walking inside my house, I realized on of these guys had followed me home! I laughed about it, and tamed it in the morning. Her name is now Skylie
I go of hunting titan boas with 5 dilos i lvl 40 and the rest 5 to 30 and 1 triceratops with 500hp and a giant turtle thing with 1140 hp and I put my Dino’s to neutral and we kill to boas and this thing comes along and steps and flattens and kills my trike so all my other Dino went to kill it and all of them died except for my lvl 5 diol that got knocked out with 3 hp I am now depressed