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May 30, 2017
If you call it something that isn't penis horse then you really shouldn't play this game
Jun 28, 2017
When you breed a cow a horse and a giraffe then boom you got the beautiful beast to carry your goods until your jumped by dudes with guns
Sep 19, 2017
This Weiner Horse will be your new best friend slap a platform saddle on him and overcompensate even more and you'll never feel inadequate again, plus they come in all sorts of fleshy colors.
Jan 13, 2018
I tamed an albino and named it white rice
Nov 9, 2017
This horse is made entirely of penis. Enjoy.
Apr 12, 2018
Random fact about these.. beauties..
They're related to the rhinoceros.. in someway
Mar 25, 2018
It's like a giraffe, has the face of a... thing... but is actually a rhino.
Mar 12, 2018
2 days ago
Hey look they made ice age a real thing
May 21, 2018
Bruh Me and my friend went on our quetzal and found one,and guess what.... I wasted 40 darts on that thing and it died
Apr 5, 2018
Funny Dick ThomasMinis
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
Feb 18, 2018
Call it Ethan trust me its worth it
Mar 8, 2018
Meet the derpasaur
Sep 2, 2017
I called mine fatbutt you should know why
Its funny trust me.
Aug 19, 2017
If u didn't look at its head and thought it looked like a hot dog what is wrong with u (u probably thought I was going to a penis didn't u, we'll congrats u have a dirty mind)
Aug 20, 2017
We like to call this the Donald-Trump-Lookin-Thing.