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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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More Oviraptor Funny Tips
Me : (tames a parasaur and checks what gender it is)oh it’s a female!!! I’m going to find a male to breed my parasail!!!!
Me (taming a male parasaur):ahh!!after hours of search!!!I found a male!!!
(Parasaur lays fertilized egg)
Me:(putting the egg near campfire to incubate egg)
Ovi:hey man!!!
Me: oh hey there unknown dinosaur!!!never seen you before!!!
Ovi:my names oviraptor!!!
Me:oh ok nice to me eat you!!!im going to harvest some berries!!!
Ovi:oh!!!nice hobby there!!taming herbivores huh?cool!!
Me:ok bye let’s meet again someday(gone berry harvesting)
Ovi: hahahahaa!!I can’t believe I fooled a human like that!!!!time to steal his egg!!!!
Me:(comes back)oh that motherf@&₹”&₹’s gonna pay!!!!
Me: what a lovely day…
Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg
Me: well, idc, I have extras…
Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg
Me: I didn’t even want that.
Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg
Me: ok, maybe a little rage…
Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg
Me: almost over the line…
Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg
Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!
Rex: yes, sir?
Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!
Rex: sir yes sir.
Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor
Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!
Stego: isn’t it lvl 10000?
Me: yes.
Raptor: HE’S SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!
Bronto: YEAH!!!
Trike: KILL HIM!!!
Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates
Me (dead): seriously?