Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: oh hi there!
Noglin: hiya pal!
Noglin: OH NO I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR
Me: OH NO!
Noglin: let me check it for you. *proceeds to eat my head*
More Noglin Funny Tips
My fourth grade teacher talked about if your spinal fluid runs better you are smarter, if you see this thing your IQ is freaking -69
It gulped my bronto the. My Rex Iβll go Chaco on my giga
The tome when you finally tamed that level 600 giga that one guy comes and says um sir get off of my new tamed dino 100% i totally tamed
Who would win?:
A fire breathing dodo rex hybrid killing machine
Vs
One noglin Boi
Awwww hes so cute!
(This thing ugly af)
Some reason these look like itβs a monster mixed together with a frog
Heβs gonna give you up
heβs gonna let you down heβs gonna turn around and desert you
heβs gonna make you cry
Say goodbye
I am cuteβ¦
I am bad..
And I will suck the heck out of you!!
Now you canβt stop me and you never will
Like I saidβ¦
I am cuteβ¦
Butt I am bad!!!!!
He protec
He attac
But most importantly...
He want ur brain as snac
Mind control a Giga and leave its corpse in front of the enemy tribes front door. It sends a message.