Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Survivor: what was that noise?. Nameless: that was you turning out the lights MWWAAAHHAHHAAAAHAA NOW DIE!!!!!. Survivor: whoa what happened to you you look even uglier than before!. Nameless: I'm ugly?. Survivor: yep. Nameless: how ugly?. Survivor: well mostly kind of like a horrid disfigured hobgoblin with enormous fangs, glowing yellow eyes, a tail like a demonic rat and huge curved claws. Nameless: WHAT!!??. Survivor:yep here's a mirror to prove it. Nameless: AAAAARRRRRGHHHH WHAT IS THIS HORRID CREATURE!!!!????. Survivor: you. Nameless: KIIILLLLL MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Survivor: whoops what's going on my shinehorns acting crazy!. Shinehorn: Allow me to introduce myself, I am agent Tinygoat, leader of the shinehorn nameless therapy trust. Nameless: what does that mean? Agent Tinygoat: that means we burn you with our chargelight until you become bulbdogs, the process is EXTREMELY painful and have a 99.9% chance of death. Nameless: eww I'm even worse than before. Tinygoat: but cute.
More Nameless Funny Tips
Silly rabbit... you canβt tame satan!
How is it nameless if it's name is nameless? ππππ
I read that these are "Element infused humans"... what happens if you knock out your tribemates and force feed them element?
Best tame for starters it's really friendly just feed it mejoberries
This is shown if you search chupacabra
This thing didnβt wash his hands and got coronavirus and mutated
I just fought a blue,green
, and orange one
It looks like this thing has a sun in its ears.
Its a mutated Jerboa! Look at it, it cant be unseen!
Cmon Karen, just vaccinate Timothy already, he ainβt looking too healthy.