Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my baryonx was just getting Pearl when we must have strayed to far from the beach and I just see this things face coming out of the darkness in front of me. Barry the baryonx stayed behind giving me valuable time to escape. I will never forget u Barry.
1 ⬆️ = 1 rip for Barry
Megalodon: I have one of the most powerful bites in all of ARK!!!
Alpha Megalodon: That’s nothing compared to what I can do!!!
Megalodon: Wait what is that red mist coming towards us?
Megalodon level 17 died to Alpha Mosasaurus
Alpha Megalodon level 14 died to Alpha Mosasaurus
Alpha Mosasaurus: Idiots.
I had a lvl 268 male mosasaurus named Riptide, and I used to take him out on swims every day. One day, I went out on our daily swim, and out of nowhere, 5 cyndria (I think that's how you spell that) spawn right on top of Riptide! He started to take damage, and I knew I had to act fast. I jumped of him and did what I had to. I swam for days, having to fight of megalodons on the way. I finally got to shore, and mounted my megladon (Bubbles) and was getting element from a box to shoot the jellyfish, when I see Riptide swimming twords the dock! He survived, and every day since then, I've taken him on his daily swim.