Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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He looks like one of those chocolate gorillas you put in a pot of hot milk to make CHOCCY MILK
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Finally, a kind of sloth so I can tame up the ice age characters, got Manny, got Diego, and now I have Sid
This thing slaps harder than my dad.
I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.
Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.
It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as
Congratulations! Your Chalicotherium Has Evolved Into Megatherium!
Normal ppl:
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me
If you get in itβs way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero
Was feeling gud
Tried soloing broodmother with it and yuty and daedon
-rip Sid (the sloth)
-rip Tyranny chicken (yuty)
-rip Better-on-Grill (Daedon)
I watched one slap a damn rex once.
THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!
THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!